What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

Live and Let Die

Why do you write?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd